The Crack Down At Vital Statistic Unit

Reports emerging out of the Vital Statistics Unit today are that four employees have been terminated. The employees are accused of issuing a fraudulent birth certificated to William “Danny” Mason, the very same man accused of leading the beheading of Pastor Llewellyn Lucas. In 2016, it was reported that Mason, who also used the names Raj Ouellet and Ted Ouellet, was the C.E.O. of Seven-Oceanz Holdings. “Danny” Mason is said to have been born in Guyana. The birth certificate, however, states that Mason was born in Crooked Tree Village to James Mason and Sharon Tillett, a claim that the former village chairman refuted.