Exposed himself to little girls; pervert gets a yr. in jail

He is on his way to a seat on the Supreme Court in the new year and in his final days as Chief Magistrate, Herbert Lord is digging deep into the lawbooks. Yesterday we reported on his fining of a recalcitrant witness for the seldom brought charge of Disobeying a Summons. Today he presided over the trial of a man charged with … Exposing His Person in Public. For those not schooled in the law, rest assured this particular person referred to is not one you’d want to meet. Anyway, the defendant, forty-one year old Orlando Perez, pled guilty to two counts of the exposure charge. The incident in question occurred on Monday morning when he “seeted” after two girls, ages eleven and twelve, on Regent Street West. Once he got their attention, he proceeded to haul out his sex organ and shook it at them. The two students immediately informed a teacher who called the cops, who proceeded to arrest Perez. This morning Chief Magistrate Lord sentenced Perez to three months jail time for each count, with the terms to run consecutively. Unfortunately for Perez, as he was being led away in handcuffs he made the mistake of shouting, “Ah noh frayd fu jayl, yu noa.” That remark earned him an additional six months for contempt of court. All told, Orlando Perez is expected to spend the next year in Hattieville Prison.