Conman sneaks away with tennis after paying with forged cheque
Michael Gomez
When he appeared in court today, fifty-two year old Michael Gomez was charged with Obtaining Property by Deception and Uttering and Claiming upon False Documents. Gomez, a resident of Mopan Street, allegedly paid for a pair sneakers, socks and jeans from Anil Asnaney of the Sensation X-Treme Shop located on Albert Street. Asnaney claims that on April twenty-eighth, Gomez paid for the items with a cheque from Social Security made out for five hundred and thirty-seven dollars. He allegedly presented IDs, appended his name, and wrote his house address on the cheque. The value of the items was one hundred and forty-two dollars so Gomez was given the remaining money in cash. But as it turns out, Gomez’ cheque wasn’t real so he was arrested this past Saturday. When police caught up with him, he was reportedly wearing the pair of sneakers which he bought with the forged cheque. Gomez will reappear in court on July seventeenth.
……………, maybe we should get some feedback from that minister that visited Israel instead of this joke, don’t need no humor in my life, yeah.
I recoiled in horror at this bold act of theft, let there be retards.
We heard his brother is the devil — OMG!
Good, lock down Dum & Dumber, da wa pity dat fi we tax dollars wa tek care a dis adda idiot. Can you imagine?. Social Security Check?. God noh like ugly mi Bredda, “hall you thiefing self da jail, God di deh di wait pah you to. Just call fi him please and you wa find him?. God di deh wid open arms fi forgive you, you just have to ask ah fi forgive you, surrender youself to him, and you wa change fi di GOOD even if you Bredda da di devil. God always willing fi tek you away from di devil, trust me. Noh feel no way my Bwai, one ah di man who mi hang pah di Cross next to Jesus Christ da mi wa thief to and Jesus Christ mi provide wa place fi him da Heaven, because the man belive eena ih heart that di man next to him da mi fi we saviour. Again, try God mi freind, you wa love him because he LOVE you first.