Serial burglar, Selvin Seguro, goes wild in Burrell Boom
Selvin Seguro
A resident of Burrell Boom, twenty-six year old Selvin Seguro was charged today after running wild in his village in the last weekend of September. Seguro was charged in relation to three incidents: a burglary at Royal Palm Estate, another at the home of Fiona Usher and the theft of a canoe; all in Burrell Boom Village. Late this evening, the ex-B.D.F. soldier, who is now unemployed appeared before Magistrate Emerson Banner where he was read a charge of Aggravated Burglary for entering the home of Andre Verducce at Royal Palm and attacking him with a machete on September thirtieth. He was also charged with Handling Stolen Goods for being caught with a Smart Modem that was stolen from Usher and Theft for a Fiber Glass canoe belonging to Wallace Stevens, which was also found in his possession. He initially pleaded guilty to all three but after disputing some of the facts, an equivocal not guilty plea was entered for the Aggravated Burglary and Theft charges. He was sentenced to four months in prison for Handling Stolen Goods and is to reappear in court on December eighth for the other charges. In court, Seguro claimed it was his friend, Lyndon Abdul Myvett who committed the crimes. He said he was with Myvett but wasn’t aware of his intentions. Police are now looking for Myvett.
We need a PRISON FARM………… where people like this can LEARN TO EARN THEIR KEEP, and PROVIDE FOR THE REST OF SOCIETY.
I CAN’T AFFORD TO BE FEEDING THESE BUMS……..can YOU????????????
BUILD A PRISON FARM DOWN IN TOLEDO.
Selvin Seguro is a well known crack-head in Burrell Boom village.
Chop his hands off to cure his addiction, and stop wasting the court, and tax payers time and money to shelter and feed his sorry @##.
Selvin, you need to stop playing with your imaginary friend. He’ll continue to get you into trouble. Which one of you had the machete?
I agree with you EARL….. we need the prison farm….. so that when they do come out they know how to work the land….. and dont only know their criminal way of life……..
And also hang those that are beyond rehabilitation…. the true cold blooded killers of women and children…..
However… our european “benefactors” (those that give us the $$millions in grants) will call us barbarians and our european grants will dry out….
What do we prefer….. ?? $$$millions pouring annually into GOB coffers (or politicians & cronies pockets) or criminals roaming our streets at will since they know there are not true consequences to their criminal actions??
SEGURA WANTED TO GO KAYAKING UP THE BURELL BOOM RIVERSO HE NEED A CANOE BUT HE ALSO WANTED TO DOCUMENT THE BABOONS UP RIVER AND SEND HIS DOCUMENTARY TO THE DISCOVERY CHANEL SO HE NEEDED A MODEM GIVE HIMA BRAKE GUYS HE ONLY USE THE MACHETE BCUZ THE GUYS WAS PLAYING HARD BALL WITH HIM